Summer, 2006 - we takes the Oneco Beach Bar
 Aye Lads - it's a pirates life for me I says
Prepare to be boarded! The SkullyWag pulls into the Oneco Beach Bar
The Scurvy Crew prepares to take over the local tavern - pillage, plunder and prizes await!!!
The ships crew lets local lads try out for positions as powder monkey
The fearless pirate crew successfully subdues the local villagers with nary a scratch
Local villagers vie for the favors of the pirates - and for their freedom Aaargh, we fall under the spell of the local princess and leave the Oneco Beach Bar intact - drats!